fuzzy hair

A person with very obscene hair that sticks out like a fucking porcupine!! Maybe one day it may take over the earth and we may all have to eat fuzzy hair chips from school..well no biggy its like that now.Mostly modeled by werewolf (creepy) boys. Mabye women aswell will capture this terrible desease. if the werewolf boys DO take over the world it will be from the safety of there own back gardens.

Person: wow i like your hair!
Person 2: Yeah duuuude its so like duude LOOK AT MY HAIR!
Person: i gotta find a mop can i use you as it?
Person 3: FUCK HIM USE HIS FUCKING HEAD AS BLOCKADE FOR THE RACIAL TERRORISTS!!
Person: Terrista?
Person 3: Fuck wit! Its terrorists
Person 4:Hi everyone!!
Person 3: Who the fuck are you and were the fuck did you come from?
Person:uhh huh huh FUZZY HAIR!!!!
Person 3: why the fuck OOOH NOO ITS TAKING OVER ME!!!
UHHH IM A RETARD...uuh huh huh FUZZY HAIR!!

by rou rou September 22, 2005

fuzzy wuzzy wuz a bear; fuzzy wuzzy had no hair!

A phase I just added to prove that any content can be added to urbandictionary.com, a 'user generated content' "dictionary.

I wonder if I add 'fuzzy wuzzy wuz a bear; fuzzy wuzzy had no hair!' to urbandctionary if it would get published for the world to see...

by BlueCollarLLC January 25, 2017

the hairy fuzzy

the awkward sideways look you get from someone with hair and/or fuzz in their eye. often misinterpreted as a look of unfounded superiority.

i just asked my teacher to repeat a question i didn't understand and he totally gave me the hairy fuzzy

by awkward fish January 19, 2008