fuzzy hair

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A person with very obscene hair that sticks out like a fucking porcupine!! Maybe one day it may take over the earth and we may all have to eat fuzzy hair chips from school..well no biggy its like that now.Mostly modeled by werewolf (creepy) boys. Mabye women aswell will capture this terrible desease. if the werewolf boys DO take over the world it will be from the safety of there own back gardens.

Person: wow i like your hair!
Person 2: Yeah duuuude its so like duude LOOK AT MY HAIR!
Person: i gotta find a mop can i use you as it?
Person 3: FUCK HIM USE HIS FUCKING HEAD AS BLOCKADE FOR THE RACIAL TERRORISTS!!
Person: Terrista?
Person 3: Fuck wit! Its terrorists
Person 4:Hi everyone!!
Person 3: Who the fuck are you and were the fuck did you come from?
Person:uhh huh huh FUZZY HAIR!!!!
Person 3: why the fuck OOOH NOO ITS TAKING OVER ME!!!
UHHH IM A RETARD...uuh huh huh FUZZY HAIR!!

fuzzy hair by rou rou September 22, 2005

fuzzy wuzzy wuz a bear; fuzzy wuzzy had no hair!

A phase I just added to prove that any content can be added to urbandictionary.com, a 'user generated content' "dictionary.

I wonder if I add 'fuzzy wuzzy wuz a bear; fuzzy wuzzy had no hair!' to urbandctionary if it would get published for the world to see...

fuzzy wuzzy wuz a bear; fuzzy wuzzy had no hair! by BlueCollarLLC January 25, 2017

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the hairy fuzzy

the awkward sideways look you get from someone with hair and/or fuzz in their eye. often misinterpreted as a look of unfounded superiority.

i just asked my teacher to repeat a question i didn't understand and he totally gave me the hairy fuzzy

the hairy fuzzy by awkward fish January 19, 2008

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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