fuzzy hair

A person with very obscene hair that sticks out like a fucking porcupine!! Maybe one day it may take over the earth and we may all have to eat fuzzy hair chips from school..well no biggy its like that now.Mostly modeled by werewolf (creepy) boys. Mabye women aswell will capture this terrible desease. if the werewolf boys DO take over the world it will be from the safety of there own back gardens.

Person: wow i like your hair!
Person 2: Yeah duuuude its so like duude LOOK AT MY HAIR!
Person: i gotta find a mop can i use you as it?
Person 3: FUCK HIM USE HIS FUCKING HEAD AS BLOCKADE FOR THE RACIAL TERRORISTS!!
Person: Terrista?
Person 3: Fuck wit! Its terrorists
Person 4:Hi everyone!!
Person 3: Who the fuck are you and were the fuck did you come from?
Person:uhh huh huh FUZZY HAIR!!!!
Person 3: why the fuck OOOH NOO ITS TAKING OVER ME!!!
UHHH IM A RETARD...uuh huh huh FUZZY HAIR!!

fuzzy hair by rou rou September 22, 2005

fuzzy wuzzy wuz a bear; fuzzy wuzzy had no hair!

A phase I just added to prove that any content can be added to urbandictionary.com, a 'user generated content' "dictionary.

I wonder if I add 'fuzzy wuzzy wuz a bear; fuzzy wuzzy had no hair!' to urbandctionary if it would get published for the world to see...

fuzzy wuzzy wuz a bear; fuzzy wuzzy had no hair! by BlueCollarLLC January 25, 2017

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the hairy fuzzy

the awkward sideways look you get from someone with hair and/or fuzz in their eye. often misinterpreted as a look of unfounded superiority.

i just asked my teacher to repeat a question i didn't understand and he totally gave me the hairy fuzzy

the hairy fuzzy by awkward fish January 19, 2008

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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