Term to describe the accumulation of lint or material fibres that adhere in the crevice of the buttocks. Generally occurs while sleeping naked in a bed with fluffy covers or sheets or wearing jogging pants with no underwear. Generally noticed while showering after sleep or after sport.
"These bed covers have given me a Fuzzy Butt" or "These jogging pants have given me a Fuzzy Butt."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.