fuzzjob

A fuzz job is when a women is on her knees giving oral while the lman uses sciosorss to eradicate pubic hairs onto her face, then ejaculates on the woman.

Ex: Dude, i got the BEST fuzzjob l
ast night

fuzzjob by The Bouchebag September 9, 2013

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Fizzjob

A variation of the blowjob in which the woman (or man, not that there's anything wrong with that) giving the blowjob has poprocks in their mouth.

Jeff: "Lily gave me a little surprise when in the middle of the blowjob my dick started popping"

Nick: "Well, Jeff, thats called a fizzjob"

Fizzjob by Jeff Sands, Nick Mavro, Lily Pollard December 9, 2008

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fuzzmobile

A police car
~Especially a squadcar with the traditional roof-top light bar.

This is definately different from a paddywagon/meatwagon.

We had to pull over to let the fuzzmobile go by. ...stupid cops.

fuzzmobile by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 4, 2006

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fuzzmobile

A vehicle driven by pigs, which allows a moment of solitude on the drive to jail.

Also known as:
paddy wagon
meat van
Black mariah

fuzzmobile by Matt Jones January 25, 2005

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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