fuzzjob

A fuzz job is when a women is on her knees giving oral while the lman uses sciosorss to eradicate pubic hairs onto her face, then ejaculates on the woman.

Ex: Dude, i got the BEST fuzzjob l
ast night

fuzzjob by The Bouchebag September 9, 2013

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Fizzjob

A variation of the blowjob in which the woman (or man, not that there's anything wrong with that) giving the blowjob has poprocks in their mouth.

Jeff: "Lily gave me a little surprise when in the middle of the blowjob my dick started popping"

Nick: "Well, Jeff, thats called a fizzjob"

Fizzjob by Jeff Sands, Nick Mavro, Lily Pollard December 9, 2008

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fuzzmobile

A police car
~Especially a squadcar with the traditional roof-top light bar.

This is definately different from a paddywagon/meatwagon.

We had to pull over to let the fuzzmobile go by. ...stupid cops.

fuzzmobile by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 4, 2006

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fuzzmobile

A vehicle driven by pigs, which allows a moment of solitude on the drive to jail.

Also known as:
paddy wagon
meat van
Black mariah

fuzzmobile by Matt Jones January 25, 2005

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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