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When people can't spell fucking right in private fearless' comments
"Fuuking kiid fuuking"
fuuking by Top kek m9 June 27, 2016
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The act of taking physical advantage of a chick while she is inebriated or unaware of you doing so.
stop fustin around and drink with us!
Fustin by fustinjoo May 7, 2011
1. More vulgar, ultimately better variant of the term "sexting".

2. Variant for the lame-ass word for sending nude pics via text message, which the media seems to think is so damn clever and catchy.
TGB: Haha, Chris just got busted for fuxting.

CH: Yeah, I heard he was sending pics of his girlfriend to all his buddies.

Someone: Wait, isn't that called "sexting"?

TGB: No. Shut up.
fuxting by Thunder God Ben April 17, 2009
(n) A fuujin is a legendary creature, attacking its prey from above. Some say it is a green skinned Wind-God; others insist its wings consist of rock, yet with ease it flies and viciously kills its foe.

Far more deadly than a ram or a widow, you will never see another sunrise should it decide you are an enemy.

A fuujin can be found high above blood-ridden battlefields or in the finest of gentleman's establishments.

Above all, Fuujins Rock!
Man, that fuujin just ran off with my girlfriend!
fuujin by Fuujins Rock May 5, 2018
Fisting is the act of inserting ones fist into another persons asshole for sexual pleasure. Fusting is quite similar, however there are a few extra steps. First, one must use two-three fingers when making initial contact with the anal cavity, next comes the "toy" (dildo) and yep you guessed it, it is inserted into the anal cavity. These first two steps are done prior to the insertion of the fist. The idea is, the first two steps will open the cavity widely enough to shove a fist up ones asshole.
Him: How many fingers will you use? Her: Hmm, your asshole is already pretty loose from last night, I'll just use two. Him: Oh ya don't forget to bring the pink toy so we can spread it even more and hopefully you can start Fusting me. Her: Of course, you know it! ;) Him: HeHe bet
Fusting by Br0ken Wiind0wz November 9, 2020

flutinet 

What you get when you combine a flute and a clarinet.
Flutinet duets are amazing, probably more amazing than any other two instruments combined
Flutinet is better than the floboe.
Guerin and Sam kick ass at playing the flutinet.
flutinet by g ho November 5, 2007
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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