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Future Endeavors 

A euphemistic corporate term used in farewell emails, most notably to indicate to the entire company someone's ass got fired.
Please be advised that as of last Friday, Bill is no longer employed by the company. We would like to thank Bill for his contributions to the organization over the past 5 years and wish him well in his "future endeavors".
Future Endeavors by ITALUS February 22, 2013
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Future endeavors 

What you do as a career after you get fired from a job.
WWE would like to wish the entire roster the best in its future endeavors.
Future endeavors by NiGHTS October 9, 2005

Future Endeavored

the term to describes when someone gets fired/released from a company. most notably a term in pro wrestling when a person gets released from the company. the term comes from the typical press release that WWE puts out every time they announce a wrestler getting release from the company, and they post "wish with him/her well in there Future Endeavors
man, that guy just got Future Endeavored today, hope he doesn't go nuts over it.
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026