Futey 

A fat girl that is a cutey

Damn bro, Tara is such a futey, I would totally hit that!

Futey by Jay Pazzaz February 18, 2010

fotey 

A forty (40 oz.) of malt liquor.
Pronounced: fo'. dee

Damn man, I just picked up a few foteys of Black Label Big Ten! Let's go get shmammered!

fotey by BroroB January 8, 2006

futewu 

futewu: most commonly known by the word ftw, FTW, for the win
it's more overexagerating then ftw, same as with lol and lolz
revered to ftw

friend1: omg i soo love this anjovis pizza!
friend2: anjovis pizza FUTEWU!!

futewu by theftwguy May 6, 2011

the futty 

A type of masturbating where he thrusts his dick against the friction in his jeans.

Did you see Justice over there doing the futty?!

the futty by justlava February 17, 2018

futer 

to tweak, fiddle or mess around with

"i futered with the radio and found a fucked up station"

"stop it ye futurin' bastard"

futer by gerald fawcett February 22, 2008

Futenma Zombies 

Zombies believed to be Former U.S. Marines, that are currently stored in cryogenic stasis in a research lab aboard Marine Corps Air Station Futenma, Okinawa Japan.

LCpl Brown: "Dude... What do we keep in that building?"

LCPl Burciaga: "Well, we don't have a key for it... no one i know has a key for it actually.... but the sign says that its for cryogenics, so.... they must be storing the Zombies there, obviously."

LCpl Brown: "oh.... wait! WHAT!?!?"


(Futenma Zombies)

Futenma Zombies by BROSKEW April 15, 2009

Mike Furey 

1. A hot, young man. Usually gay. Has style and lots of girls hitting on him.
2. The hottest singer ever.
3. Synonym of hot / attractive.

Girl 1: OMG, he's a total Mike Furey!
Girl2: Yeah, so hot!

Boy 1: Who's that?
Boy 2: Oh, mi ex-boyfriend.
Boy 1: Wow, he's Mike Furey.
Boy 2: Yeah, I know.

Mike Furey by My-Name-Here August 14, 2010