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futbol

called futbol in any and all countries using the metric system.
hey let's go play some futbol mates.
by author the rabbit October 15, 2007
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Futbol

Soccer in the US
A highly respected sport in all countrys except for the US and Canada
For all you haters its harder then i looks
Go get in the goal and try to stop a ball goin 80mph that is kicked from 12yds away from you and try to block it or try to juke out eleven peolpe so that you can score. I bet that none of you football players can do it. Football should be called pussy ball
Football Player: Lets go play football
Futbol Player: That pussy sport? Lets play futbol
Football Player: That sport is gay
Futbol Player: Well i want to see you score points without being covered from head to toe with pads
by Futbol4Life July 1, 2008
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futbol

1. Called soccer in the US.
2. Commonly referred to as fag-ball.
3. Hockey for retards.
Bill: Hey, the futbol championship is on tv.
Ted: What? this isn't football season.
Bill: No, not football, futbol.... soccer.
Ted: Oh, you mean fag-ball. Let's not watch and say we didn't.
Bill: What? How can you say that? Soccer is the number one game in the world.
Ted: It's like hockey for retards though; hockey players wear skates on slippery ice, can check each other, shoot at a goal three feet wide, and the goalie wears tons of pads so he blocks most of the goal; soccer on the other hand play on grass, can't check, have a goal 17 feet wide, with a little guy in front of it; and both games score the same amount of points.
Bill: I never thought about it rationally before... You are so right.
by Dano Magnum July 1, 2007
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Fùtbol

the most popular game in the world. the goal is to kick a ball into a goal and beat the opponet. (this game is known as soccer in the US)(and that is really how to spell it)
Did you see the fùtbol game? it was a good match.
by Akoma September 3, 2005
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Fútbol

A Brazilian man said he wanted to watch fútbol, but we watched soccer instead.
by BustinAnut42069 August 24, 2021
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Fútbol Champagne

Lionel Scaloni's favourite playing style.
Excuse me if I beat you, but this is the way fútbol champagne is.
by 1robuenosdias2dobrasil December 13, 2021
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Futbol Fag

Any American that watches soccer and refuses to acknowledge that the big four of sports (Football, Baseball, Basketball, and Hockey) reign supreme.
Man I was in an airport bar on Sunday and asked the bartender if he could change the channel from soccer and put the Bears game on. The guy gave me a dirty look and said, "It's the Euro Cup...!". I told him stop being a freaking Futbol Fag and change the damn channel!
by IHATESOCCER July 3, 2011
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