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A Futafag is a porn sick lunatic that faps to and talks about the concept of lassies with schlongs 24/7, they usually have the words "girlcock" "girldick" and any phrase that's a reference to a lady with penis in their vocabulary, you will most likely encounter them on the cesspit of degeneracy and stubborn mental retardation that is known as reddit so i'd recommend showing them a picture or video of a futanari getting its penis and testicles castrated if you want this entire type of breed to go extinct
Futafag: i wish my crush would peg me with her girldick, god, hearing the word "girldick" makes boner throb like wild!
Normal sane man: silence, futafag *shows a videa of a futanari getting her dick and balls crushed*
Futafag: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *the futafag's eyes then starts bleeding as it has skill issue not being able to handle witnessing a futanari having her genitals mauled to a bloody mush*
futafag by No🖕u November 30, 2023
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