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fur lapper 

A derogatory term for lesbianism; specifically one who performs cunnilingus. syn: rug muncher.

Derived from the image of one licking or "lapping" at the pubic hair or "fur" dominated area surrounding a vagina.

Fur. Middle English furre, probably from furren, to line with fur, from Old French forrer, from forre, fuerre, sheath, lining, of Germanic origin.

Lapper. One who laps. Middle English lappe, lappet, lap, from Old English læppa, lappet.

Combination of root words and subsequent usage believed to have originated in Saddle River, NJ in the early 90's.
The young man's attempts at bedding the short haired, female gym teacher were revealed to be fruitless, when she told him that she was a fur lapper.
fur lapper by Five_Fingers February 3, 2005
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Furfapper 

An individual who excessively masturbates to stuffed animals.
Toys R Us does not allow Furfappers to stock the stuffed animal shelves as it reduces the sale value of the merchandise.
Furfapper by Jimmy Johncat February 15, 2013
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FurFapper 

A FurFapper is a person who is a person who draws, writes, or faps to furry porn.
"Haha, FurFapper" Yelled Anthony's brother who caught Anthony watching furry porn
FurFapper by CheezyPotatos September 24, 2017