funrise 

The last couple of hours before your weekend starts, generally characterized by the excitement and anticipation of future drinking, parties, or general fun. Noted by a general drop in productivity. Usually on a Friday afternoon, but open to change depending on your schedule.

1) Bob: "Dude, it's funrise right now. I am so looking forward to this weekend."
2) James: "You're still working John? What happened to your funrise?"
John: "I work Wednesday to Sunday, so I can't party until Sunday night."

funrise by Joseph52 August 27, 2010

furnisexual 

Someone sexually oriented to the movable articles in a room or an establishment that make it fit for living or working.

I.e. a person who completely lacks sexual interest in anything human, much less alive. But, unlike someone or something that is asexual or simply of other orientations or fetishes that don't involve living or human targets, a furnisexual desires to and probably attempts to fuck chairs, tables etcetera.

The term is also thrown around by "normal" people for a cheap laugh or shock value.

"I'm so sorry about what happened to the new leather couch but I wasn't under the influence of any substances or attempting some pathetic form of masturbation. Mom. Dad. There's something I need to tell you. I'm a furnisexual."

"My rents are on their way home to bitch about all the shit I did this weekend. While I'm arguing with them I think I'll slip in a bullshit confession about being a furnisexual. I'm not sure if they'll be amused and it'll lighten the impact of the other stuff or if they'll put me in serious therapy and/or drug me up heavily but either way I win, right?"

furnisexual by Mebpitwe Istadamaus March 24, 2004

funraiser 

1. a person who solicits fun and happiness.

2. a gathering held for such solicitation.

Those two have so much fun together just being around them is a funraiser!

funraiser by Uncle Junk July 7, 2007

Furnisexual 

A person that is intimate and/or will have sex with furniture.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about John? I heard he fucks chairs.

Person 2: Yeah, he must be a furnisexual.

Furnisexual by ElectricGuitarGuy June 20, 2011

FUNraiser 

1. A chance to score some doughnuts and pick up chicks with your nice guy ways.

2. A really stupid allusion to a really stupid inuendo.

3. A fundraiser selling KK doughnuts.

My Krispy Kreme doughnuts made the fundraiser, a FUNraiser.

FUNraiser by fakeboyscout July 15, 2006

fungisexual

Having a sexual preference for fungi, typically of the foot

My fungisexual boyfriend rawdogged the fungus on my feet! It was sooo hot!

fungisexual by Bad C dev November 9, 2024

Furnisexual 

A person who is sexually or romantically attracted to furnishings.

Despite his claims that he did not have sexual relations with that couch, everyone knows that deep down J.D. Vance is secretly a Furnisexual.

Furnisexual by PleaseWriteYourNameHere August 18, 2024