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Amy Schumer is funnier than you 

The most destructive and cruel insult in the English language. Seriously, this is worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur grannie trannie, ur brother a mother, ur sister a mister, and all insults like that combined.
Tom: Your sister a mister!
Paul: ...I'm sorry, old pal. You leave me no choice.
Tom: Hm?
Paul: Amy Schumer is funnier than you.
Tom: *Gasps, then falls to the ground, weakened. Pluto and Neptune explode*
The most fun item from several competing levels of fun.
That ride was the funnerest in the whole park!
Funnerest by ReaperB December 19, 2011

funnier than fred 

Another way to say a large amount of people; Can be synonymous with the world's entire population, excluding Youtube celebrity Fred Figglehorn.
Guy 1: Hey so who d'ya invite to your big birthday bash?

Guy 2: Everyone that's funnier than fred, dude!

Guy 1: Whoa, that's a lot of people.
funnier than fred by kthnxbai. June 25, 2009

funnerific 

Kissing Jenny is funnerific
funnerific by Josh Dean September 22, 2007

cock funneler 

Cock fun·nel·er ('kak fe-nel-ler')noun - Similar to a cock blocker. One who habitually tries to disrupt relations between other indidivduals in order to further their own game with one of those involved. Generally refers to females but this is not a requirement.
-Molly was really being a cock blocker last night, she fucked my game up with four girls!
-Yeah dude, same here! She just wants all the dick for herself.
-What a cock funneler...
cock funneler by Nasty-Nate March 16, 2008

Everything seems funnier after 2 am

The tendency for things to seem funnier in the wee hours of the morning. Even if it wouldn't seem funny had you not been sleep deprived. Usually leads to a laughing fit after saying anything, even if it isn't funny.

Recounts of the events at this time the morning after. are usually segmented and won't seem as funny when given proper consideration of the conversation. Or may result in selective amnesia.
Voltanis: What the fuck did we talk about last night?

Maha: About bears? I don't know. Everything seems funnier after 2 am.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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