funnelcake 

to have dry anal sex until the blood acts as a lubricant, then continue the act of anal sex until completion.

yeah i gave mary the ol' funnelcake last night.

funnelcake by frank valente August 2, 2006

Norwegian Funnelcake 

A sex position when one man folds himself into a trash can while sucking his own dick. While, 4 other guys are jacking off on him. If there’s five guys, then it’s just fucking gay.

I heard Ranthany died while doing the Norwegian Funnelcake.

Norwegian Funnelcake by LargeOldMansPen-is March 10, 2018

indiana funnelcake 

when you shoot your wad into your gay buddies butthole,,then he sprays it all over your face then you both go crappie fishing

lets do an indiana funnelcake tonight, ive been meaning to exfoliate my face anyways.

indiana funnelcake by Long Hair Rob May 10, 2018

funnel cake sundae 

A yummy, crispy, warm funnel cake with ice cream, hot fudge, caramel or cherry syrup, and whipped cream.

Funnel cake sundaes are also known as "orgasm on a plate", "Jesus on a plate", and "heart attack on a plate"

funnel cake sundae by Aaron the funnel cake lover September 4, 2006

Funnel Cake 

The God of all sugary yummy confections.

Go and get me one. Now. I order you to.

Funnel Cake by Leiko October 6, 2004

santa fe funnel cake 

A sex act where a woman spreads powder sugar and strawberry syrup in her vulva, while multiple partners chow down her box.

I got home from the movies with my wife and the babysitter had 6 of her friends giving her a santa fe funnel cake.

santa fe funnel cake by Buster Hyman 24 September 25, 2013

burnt funnel cake 

the act of pooping in a funnel and spreading it out over a girl chest then you jizz on it.

so while im changing your oil would you like me to go get the funnel and give you burnt funnel cake?

burnt funnel cake by capt long schlong January 26, 2010