Someone who acts like they're living the party life in high school while being an adult. This includes still living with your parents despite having a good paying job, dating girls much younger than them albeit at age of consent yet under the drinking age, doing drugs, regularly posting in their snapchat story of them smoking weed or doing drugs or partying, and near-constant shitposting.
If you keep doing that funkyboy ass shit, you're gonna always be a funkyboy and the world is running out of room for funkyboys.
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).