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A person who is mean-spirited, nasty, rude, and sarcastic on a regular basis.
Tiff: Let's bring Annabelle to the club with us.

Erica: Uh uh no way, she's a total funkbox, she'll scare off the guys.
funkbox by Trula November 18, 2007
Words you can keep
Noun; funkboy is the opposite of a fuckboy. Funkboys have an unusual yet appealing sense of humor and they like to have a good time, regardless if they're being judged or not. Funkboys are goofy and very well liked.
That funkboy is so much fun, let's invite him out tonight!
funkboy by Cheeekin April 16, 2015

funk box 

a vagina in need of a wash
Her funk box stinks really bad she needs to wash it
funk box by tone kapone May 24, 2008
I'd like to party in that funbox.
funbox by Erock April 15, 2004

Fuckbox 3-Shitty

Term used for when your xbox 360 gets the red rings of death.
*Playing Gears*
D.J.: HEADSHOT! ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED! *Freezes*
Nick: *Calls DJ* Yo what happened cuz?
D.J. I got the red ring of death...
Nick: Oh Here "Hey Ed DJ got the Red Ring of Death"
Ed: LOL SUCKS FOR HIM!
Thiago: FUCK THIS FUCKBOX 3-SHITTY!!
Fuckbox 3-Shitty by Where 11 January 18, 2009

Toying with her Funbox 

A term used to describe female masturbation. This includes any act performed by a female that provides sexual stimulation or pleasure for herself.
She spent all night toying with her funbox.
I don't have a small cock, you've got a huge fuckbox.
fuckbox by ass spelunker September 5, 2003
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