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funky head

Funky head is just head but funky.
Like head with disco music or something.
Benedict: "Yo can you give me head?"
Sandra: "Only if its funky head, I wanna do it to Michael Jackson."
Benedict: "what da henk?"
funky head by definetlyhuman May 10, 2025
Words you can keep

Funky dog head bitch 

A girl who tells a boy into doing something bad, lies on him, and get someone to treat him like a bad guy to tarnish his reputation.
Kim: Pour milk on that boy’s hat.
Chris: Why?
Kim: (Forces Chris to pour milk on the other boy’s hat).
Chris: Sorry, Tom. Kim, you funky dog head bitch!
Tom: (Sees Chris as a bad guy, and got his friendship ruined with Chris).
Funky dog head bitch by LinkxPeach November 18, 2021

funny head

Acting as if there is something wrong with your head, in order to be funny.
Rhianne is such a funny head when she acts like she is wearing a chinstrap.
funny head by metzbower13 December 25, 2008

funk head 

An awkward social situation where an individual touches or smears something that smells funky on the head or face of someone else, thus giving them funkhead. Often, others can then smell the "funk" on said individual.
What's that funky smell, did someone give Mark funk head again?
funk head by Tonycanuck99 July 3, 2007

head funk 

a term used to describe marijuana that is covered in keef with barely any leaves and tight buds.
Oh damn check out the head funk in this issue of High Times
head funk by KayaKonsumer March 4, 2009

Funkhead 

People who listen to Monkey Funktion
Monkey Funktion’s concert last night sure did have a lot of Funkheads”
Funkhead by SkinHoodie April 22, 2023

Funkhead 

A word that refers to fans of the popular indie rhythm game Friday Night Funkin’.

The word is used to describe Friday Night Funkin’ fans who act in an idiotic or annoying manner.
My god he’s asking people to work on his mod and offers to pay in exposure, he’s such a Funkhead.
Funkhead by NGNC May 31, 2023
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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