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funkey town 

A shock video on the internet in which a person is being tortured by some cartel members, while the song, Funkey Town is being played in the background. The cartel members have flayed all his skin, his head has been cut off, and somehow he is kept alive. It is one of the most disturbing gore videos on the internet.
YOU SHOULDN'T LOOK UP FUNKEY TOWN GORE ON THE INTERNET!
funkey town by Kitkattoe February 25, 2023

Funky Town 

A gore video that is best not to search for. It's also a song used in Shrek, which is undoubtedly the greatest movie of all time.
Person 1: Yo! Search up Funky Town videos!
Person 2: Okay! I bet it's gonna be that thing from Shrek!
*after person 2 searches it*
Person 2: AHHHHH WTF?????

Funky Town 

The slang name for the city of Fort Worth Texas
Im gonna go smoke a fat blizunt in Funky Town cuzz
Funky Town by Dirty Jezzy April 4, 2003

Funky Town Gore 

A horrible , gory cartel execution video where they flay his face , cut his limbs , cut his throat and inject him with happy juice so he feels every second of the torture and pain.
man 1 : have you seen the funky town gore vid?
man 2 : dont speak about it
Funky Town Gore by psuznc12 February 8, 2022

Funky town 

A video of Latino cartel members attempting to behead a screaming man on the ground with box cutters. Blood everywhere and the victim's skull exposed along with hands completely cut off.The songs "Funkytown" and "sweet child o my" can be heard in the background.
I found the funky town video
Funky town by Predator pizza July 28, 2022

Funky Town 

Funky town is the home of the players and pimps! where the funk dont stop! Funky town texas!
G Money $$ has hoes all over Funky Town!
Funky Town by Garrett Dz July 17, 2007

funky-town 

Funky-town is Fort Worth, TX bitch!
lets go to the library in funky-Town.
funky-town by mistermdot May 18, 2006
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