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fumblina 

1) female/gay man who likes anal sex

2) someone who likes to be fumbled
Amber is a fumblina.
fumblina by meghan danaher January 29, 2004

Sponge fumbling 

Accidentally sticking your fist up your arse while searching for your favourite sponge in an overly bubbled bath.
I had to throw my bath into the street after my first sponge fumbling.

Fumbling Martin

Losing control of your penis during masturbation, causing it to slip out of your hands and enter your tight cornhole. While the skin flute is jammed in the ring, it is now impossible to remove. Cutting it off is your only solution, usually leading to death.
Time of death; 4:20
Cause of death; Fumbling Martin
Fumbling Martin by _george__ January 6, 2007

Fumbling The Bag

Not being able to get into a relationship thats perfectly set up for you
Aaron fumbled the bag within 12 hours. the girl was perfect but once he started typing he was already fumbling the bag
Fumbling The Bag by AJ7865 April 23, 2023

Non fumbling of the bag 

When you manage to claim a LDW and somehow don't manage to fuck it up as per usual. As mostly seen in Revs
*taxi to theirs* At least we can say there was an occurrence of non fumbling of the bag tonight, *gives kermit car look*
Fuckin up, acting stupid, trippin , or otherwise acting irresponiblie.
I'm on my shit , I ain't fumblin.
Fumblin by lil sleazy.. April 13, 2009