person a: Hey, did you hear the news?
person
b: What news?
person a: Apparently Ned Fulmer cheated on his wife!
person
b: Holy shit! The "I love my wife" guy?
person a: Yeah! And with his employee too!
person
b: Shit, doesn't he have kids with her?
person a: Yeah, two sons. And get this, the
woman he cheated with was engaged! And had been with her fiance for 10 years!