A fuckingcuntprickshit is someone you can look at and have all the mentioned words flash in front of your eyes. Often abbreviated as “fcps”, people labelled as this are annoying, irrelevant, snakey and will bullshit and lie to get themselves out of situations in which they are the unfortunate ones as though their lives depend on it!
Girl 1: Did you hear about that Sara girl that joined last week?
Girl 2: yeah! She lost her virginity to a fidget spinner and lied to everyone about it! She is such an fuckingcuntprickshit!
Girl 1: yeah! Another fcps moment she had was when she said she was going to beat up Jess !
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.