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Zebbe: fuk me
Drunk girl: yes plzzz
Fuk me by Garry jerrysson February 6, 2017

fuk me up 

when something is so outstanding e.g food that you wish for it to fuck you up
fuk me up by smcf March 24, 2017

come fuk me eyes 

when a woman looks at you when you are at the bar or when you are somewhere socilizing with a certain look in her eyes or face like come over here and woo me and I'll fuk ya tonite
Dude, there are some girls over there giving us the come fuk me eyes. Let's go!

Uhm excuse me what the actual fuk? 

Good to use when someones just broken into your house or your sibling has just left the entire pacific ocean on the goddamn bathroom floor.

Mom'ed the fu*k out of me! 

When your toddler has said, Mom, mom, mom, mom..." endlessly to the point of annoyance and frustration. Making you wonder and understand why animals eat their own young.
Lil Debbi has Mom'ed the fu*k out of me! already today. I had to get some coffee in me before I made poor parenting choices. I still don't know what she wants nor does she I think. "MOM, MOM, MOM, MOM , Mom , mom.