fuk me!

Meaning shock or to exaggerate something.

John: Dave your mum has just died
Dave: FUK ME! Are you joking?

John: Dave look at that girl over there
Dave: FUK ME she is FIT!

by Gary_Preston June 24, 2007

Fuk me

A East way to get a girlfriend

Zebbe: fuk me
Drunk girl: yes plzzz

by Garry jerrysson February 6, 2017

fuk me up

when something is so outstanding e.g food that you wish for it to fuck you up

mcdonalds quarter pounder fuk me up

by smcf March 24, 2017

come fuk me eyes

when a woman looks at you when you are at the bar or when you are somewhere socilizing with a certain look in her eyes or face like come over here and woo me and I'll fuk ya tonite

Dude, there are some girls over there giving us the come fuk me eyes. Let's go!

by babyfacetilton March 5, 2008

Uhm excuse me what the actual fuk?

Good to use when someones just broken into your house or your sibling has just left the entire pacific ocean on the goddamn bathroom floor.

Uhm excuse me what the actual fuk??

by Emmy_Da_Bish201211 February 9, 2024

fuk you mental

fuking u silly or stupid

im going to fuk you mental

by teagan 10100101010101 February 7, 2012

Mom'ed the fu*k out of me!

When your toddler has said, Mom, mom, mom, mom..." endlessly to the point of annoyance and frustration. Making you wonder and understand why animals eat their own young.

Lil Debbi has Mom'ed the fu*k out of me! already today. I had to get some coffee in me before I made poor parenting choices. I still don't know what she wants nor does she I think. "MOM, MOM, MOM, MOM , Mom , mom.

by Frank D Brown April 27, 2021