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fudge crackers 

usually said when something bad or unpleasant occurs and the person is around people who would be offended if another "F" word were to come from the person's mouth.
Teacher: You failed this class.
Student: Fudge Crackers!
fudge crackers by Phunkie July 30, 2011

Sucks fudge crackers

One way a person with no teeth must eat.
'Old man Pettyfore sucks fudge crackers, while his grandson chews them.'

banana fudge and crackers 

Well to make it plain and simple no one knows what this entity is but eating this sad combination will make you sad but don’t worry it’s temporary… kind of. You see it’s addictive mixture makes you feel addicted to this substance and trust me a lot of research have done research but they are now addicted to the combination.
Jimmy bill Bob: HE YOU WANT TO EAT BANANA FUDGE AND CRACKERS

Devin: no I am already addicted to lean

Fudge Cracker 

An insult, and noun commonly used to define a person that is a pest among one's peers. Can also be used as an expression to exclaim one's distress.
"You fudge cracker!" or "Ahh, fudge crackers, I dropped my pencil!"
Fudge Cracker by #1Stereotype January 10, 2010

...Sucks fudge crackerz 

Its origin is from the wonderful and talented mouth of Annie. It means, "to eat shit". For the less profanity users it can also mean that someone just sucks, BIG TIME!
Mr. Magoo sucks fudge crackers

fudge cracker 

A man who sticks his dick in the anal cavity
"Did you hear that that fudge cracker Matthew had sex with Christopher?"
fudge cracker by uhmanduh September 22, 2006
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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