fudge crackers

usually said when something bad or unpleasant occurs and the person is around people who would be offended if another "F" word were to come from the person's mouth.

Teacher: You failed this class.
Student: Fudge Crackers!

by Phunkie July 30, 2011

Fudge Crackers

A Replacement for the word fuck.

Swearing: Oh Fuck! That Hurt!

Non Swearing: AAgh Fudge Crackers! That Hurt

by Roblo2012 November 5, 2012

Fudge Cracker

An insult, and noun commonly used to define a person that is a pest among one's peers. Can also be used as an expression to exclaim one's distress.

"You fudge cracker!" or "Ahh, fudge crackers, I dropped my pencil!"

by #1Stereotype January 10, 2010

fudge cracker

A man who sticks his dick in the anal cavity

"Did you hear that that fudge cracker Matthew had sex with Christopher?"

by uhmanduh September 22, 2006

Sucks fudge crackers

One way a person with no teeth must eat.

'Old man Pettyfore sucks fudge crackers, while his grandson chews them.'

by AmericanAndProudOfIt July 19, 2006

banana fudge and crackers

Well to make it plain and simple no one knows what this entity is but eating this sad combination will make you sad but don’t worry it’s temporary… kind of. You see it’s addictive mixture makes you feel addicted to this substance and trust me a lot of research have done research but they are now addicted to the combination.

Jimmy bill Bob: HE YOU WANT TO EAT BANANA FUDGE AND CRACKERS

Devin: no I am already addicted to lean

by TOTALLYREALRESEARCHER December 30, 2022