Portmanteau of fucktard and turducken. When someone, something or a situation is so amzingly fucked up, usually requiring one action to be done, undone and then done again, that the amazement factor of fuck a duck kicks in. Fucktard(ed), wrapped in a fuck a duck moment.

Michael: I had to de-register my old laptop from campus and re-register it re-activate my account before I could remove my old laptop and add my new one.

Michaela: Fucktarducken.

fucktarducken by ygdrassil June 30, 2016

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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