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Fuckenomics 

Fuckenomics is a social science that focuses on the production, distribution, and consumption of pussy and dick, and analyzes the choices that individual men and women make to allocate sexual resources.
"Basil, you need to think about the principals of Fuckenomics! you are operating below your pussy possibility frontier!"
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fuckenomics 

Working under the basis that each individual has a set amount of fucks to give in life, as they grow older they realize they must be careful and budget their fucks. Similar to our Monetary systems, fucks may be given out and earned. If not careful one may run out of fucks to give at some point in their life.
Fuckenomics- the amount of fucks one may give or earn based on life experiences.
"at the ripe age of 65 Gerald realized that he was slowly running out of fucks to give, he began to budget his fucks to ensure they were their for his Grandchildren and events that he may care about in later dates.
fuckenomics by InThisDarkHour March 7, 2016
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fuckonomics 

The act of fucking for personal or financial gain.
The fuckonomics of this company got me to where I am today.

Monica was hoping that fuckonomics would further her career with her boss.

The fuckonomics of prostatution is very costly.

Fuckonomics made Heidi Fleiss a famous woman.
fuckonomics by dvd4me2 September 18, 2008

Fuckonomical

Someone who is always available for a FUCK and who is also very economical. ;-)
50$, no babes...I am very Fuckonomical...Only 20$ for me.
Fuckonomical by Neo A September 28, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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