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fuck machine 

1. A great sexual performer usually a woman. Does anything anywhere and with pleasure.

2. A female pornstar with exceptional willingness to handle any sexual task put before her.

3. Can also refer to a woman or man of low moral standards when it comes to sex. They will fuck anyone anywhere with or without reason to do so.
1. Man, that samantha gave me the night of my life last night, what a fuck machine.

2. Sophie Evans is one hell of a fuck machine, she got fucked by 3 guys and took sperm on her face with a smile with a smile.

3. Carmen is such a fuck machine, she had sex with eric in the street for a nickel.
fuck machine by Lunch box July 18, 2004

Soup Powered Fuck Machine 

Noun

Refers to someone with a oral piercing (typically tongue) who can only drink soup during downtime of healing.
She finna eat that pussy real good with her new vibrating tongue ring, what a soup powered fuck machine.

fuckmagine 

To imagine fucking some one you can't.
I like to fuckmagine what sex would be like with my boyfriends mate.

(Dirty) (Rough) (violent) (fuckmagine) (hot)
fuckmagine by Prada Fart Flex May 20, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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