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fuckingtwat 

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fuckingtwat by xxbigweenie96xx June 29, 2020
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fuckingtittacular 

A word used to describe something that is so amazing and spectacular that those words aren’t enough
Brigham: hey bro, did you see that girls shoulders?!
Ammon: yeah dude, they were fuckingtittacular!
fuckingtittacular by KronerBoner13 December 25, 2018

fuckingtastic 

fucking + fantastic = fuckingtastic
Tom:-did you go to that concert ?
Merry:-yes man, i did, it was fuckingtastic.
fuckingtastic by Sac.chauhan April 29, 2011

fucking twat 

Usually this term is in reference to a certain person whom is completely unliked by another.

This term can commonly be found used to describe George W Bush or headteachers.

Two part word:
Fucking - sexual conduct ( :) woo ), in this case used for emphasis.
Twat - a pregnant fish or female reproductive organ.
"That guy is a full on FUCKING TWAT, i wish somone would force feed him spandex while slapping him with a live chipmunk."
fucking twat by A. M. Holt September 15, 2008

So fucking twat? 

Variation of "So fucking what?"
Same use... Question to ask when someone makes a stupid statement. As I am sure you will use it extensively, it is recommended to record it to play ad nauseam (to a disgusting or ridiculous degree; to the point of nausea).
"The world is ending in 2012"

So fucking twat?

"The economy is cyclical"

So fucking twat?

"Your wife is cheating on you"

So fucking.... twat???
So fucking twat? by rperazag May 23, 2010

Fucking Twat 

Typically a person who is devoid of all logic or reason. They tend to make poor ill advised decisions that adversely affect those around them. Another stark characteristic is that they’re overall a fucking idiot.
Kyle broke up with Leslie??? THE Leslie??? The woman who was gracious enough to even date him??? What a fucking twat!

You see that guy over there with the weak mustache and feminine build? What a fucking twat, amirite?
Fucking Twat by Geezer Squeezer November 5, 2022

FUCKING TWAT-FACED DICK'ED

WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE YA FUCKING TWAT-FACED DICK'ED?!
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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