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fucking tits 

an expression, usually loud with a great amount of passion, that can represent joy, anger and anything in between
"Fucking tits! She wants to bang me!"

"I just got an F on my final...fucking tits!"
fucking tits by Frederikson c304 January 30, 2006
Words you can keep

fucking tits 

Last night with your mom man, FUCKING TITS!
fucking tits by Patrick from Atown November 25, 2006

fucking tits 

noun; crazy or eventful. also dissappointance. pretty much like fucking shit. but better because you're insulting the female gender.
fucking tits, i just dropped my phone in the toliet.
fucking tits by emily&janna May 9, 2010

Holy Fucking Tits 

When Holy Fucking Shit just won't cover it.
Holy Fucking Tits by ExDonnie May 17, 2010

show your fucking tits 

a phrase commonly shouted out of windows at sluts so they show their fucking tits, usually proceeded by shaking of beads

fat fucking tits 

Breasts of the large variety, normally that of a woman's. Can sometimes be that of a man's.

shit on my fucking tits

An exclamation expressing extreme disappointment in the most serious degree.
"Hey man, your bus just left without you! You're going to get fired yo!"

"Well shit on my fucking tits!"
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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