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Fucking Fucker of The Fuckiest Fucking Motherfucker 

When you're too fucking mad to fucking come up with an actual fucking insult and fucking think for a fucking second so you just fucking fuck up your mind and fucking go full ham on someone and spit out this fucking fuckton of fucks in one breath which totally is garaunfuckingteed to fuck your motherfucking foe so fucking hard their eyeballs fucking gush out of their fucking organs which then fuck your foe into oblivion and fuck them over for motherfucking life.
"You... You... Y-You Fucking Fucker of The Fuckiest Fucking Motherfucker!"

Fucking Motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face 

when you get really pissed off at someone and put swear words together to make an insult that doesn't make much sense
dickhead: oi! i slept with your mum last night

you: fucking motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face!

dickhead: what?

you: never mind

You Fucking Motherfucker 

A short hidden track on the English rock band Muse's "Starlight" DVD Single which contains a lot of swearing. The track can be found on the DVD by going to title 4.

Although the song has not officially been given a title, it is most commonly referred to as "You Fucking Motherfucker", even by band members themselves.
You Fucking Motherfucker, as sang by Matthew Bellamy:

"You're a fucking motherfucker
You're a fucking motherfucker
Yea fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck

Da, doo, doo, doo, dabba dabba doo, doo doo, dabba dabba doo, doo, doo, doo, oh, you motherfucker!

You're a fucking motherfucker
You're a fucking motherfucker

La-da-da-da-dee-dooh
La-da-da-da-da-dow
La-da-da-da-dee-dooh
La-da-da-da-da-eeeeeee!

I've got to, got to go!"

fucking motherfucker 

1.an expression used when you've just done something stupid, like left your keys in your car, and had to ring roadside assistance to come and break into your car to get them back out again, and everyone passing by laughs at you because you're an idiot who left his keys in the car.

2. extra emphasis on the word motherfucker.
"fucking motherfucker, i left my keys in the car."
fucking motherfucker by craig long December 20, 2005

YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER 

this is one of the longest insults known to man-kind, and is most commonly used to REALLY piss some one off to the highest degree, often when they are a fucking whore that deserves to die
-and you often say that when your gonna kill their mother
P1: you are a mother fucking idiot that should go die in a piss filled ho-
p2: YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER!!!
p1: nah... wait WHAT?!
p2: *kills mother*
p1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FML (Fucking Mothers Lover)

Term used to describe ones enjoyment of having sexual intercourse with an older woman, a "cougar" perhaps. Not to be confused with the commonly used pharse to describe an unfortunate incident that has occured.
Gentleman 1: "Wow, that lady is a total MILF."
Gentleman 2: "I would toss her salad any day, but then again I am a complete FML (Fucking Mothers Lover)."
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"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

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