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Fuckin' Goof 

One who has the characteristics of a goof. To be a goof you must:
1) Be a pederass
2) Be retarded and stupid
3) Hit women
To be called a goof is considered to be by many the most insulting thing one could say.
*while driving my lowrider G ride pimped out impala in Surrey*
Me: Hey ya fuckin' goofs.
*shot in the head by 13 Indo Canadian gang members*
Fuckin' Goof by nahunni August 6, 2006

Goof Fucking Nut 

Someone who falls out of their chair in their own house.
Asiah is such a goof fucking nut! Who falls out of their own chair in their own house?

fucking goofy 

Minny Mouse cheating on Mickey Mouse. Soon after get a divorce...
Lawyer: he said she was just fucking silly.
Mickey: NO I SAID SHE WAS FUCKING GOOFY!
fucking goofy by Thishellaguy July 27, 2017

fuckingoodacana 

A type of music that defies genre...combining a little rock and roll, a little country, a little R&B, a little blues...a veritable cornucopia of musical tastes..."fuckingoodacana"!
"Say, Sport... what time does your band start, and what kind of music do you play?"
We start at 9, and we'll give you a dose of fuckingoodacana.

fuckingoffian 

A fuck off who is in the act of Fucking off.
Can be used in past tense.
Back when I was a fuckingoffian...
Alex is a god damned Fuckingoffian.
fuckingoffian by Banterandheck November 10, 2022
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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