A fuckbater is someone who tries to threaten or belittle someone but obviously doesn't pose a threat
Fuckbaters also tend to be pervy but in the telescope way and not the assault way They are harmless, so you can still be their friend if you so choose
Other than being like this, they are pretty okay most of the time
Fuckbater: I'm gonna kill you if you don't give me that cool egg!
Person: This is my egg, you should learn how to hard boil eggs.
Fuckbater: I will hurt you now!!!! *he grabs them*
Person: Unhand me, you fuckbater.
Fuckbater: Gah! *He recoils in fear*
Describing one who is sexually frustrated. Not having had sex for an extended period, the fuckstrated individual might also be reckoned to be wank-happy. When this is not the case, the individual will likely resort to unwarranted bouts of evalgia.
Robin just punched me in the face for absolutely nothing! He needs a girlfriendasap; he's way too fuckstrated.
(1) Frustrated, due primarily (or to some large degree) by the absence of or inability to attain sexual activity.
(2) Hard-up; horny (3) Sexually dissatisfied
"Gurl, I'm feelin' fucktrated... that's frustrated, with an emphasis on the fuck."
Sexually frustrated due to being extremely horny or from a lack of sex. A dry spell from a lack of quality sex that results in total frustration; a short fuse from a lack of sex.
The event of when the sex between two individuals reaches the point of being so explosive, that it has left obtrusive evidence of the event to the rest of the world, in some cases affecting or even harming those who happen to be innocent bystanders.
"We definitely left a fuckcrater at Robert's house party after she let me sign that shit"
"They must have been had a good one, because that fuckcrater they left took a while for housekeeping clean up."