fuck-trophy

a child of any age...planned or unplanned.

"yeah, then one day i knocked her up"
(kid goes running by screaming)
"there goes the little fuck-trophy right there"

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Fuck Trophy

Yea! look at that hot lady, too bad she has a fuck trophy.

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She's hot, but she has a couple of fuck trophies and I don't feel like being a daddy.

Fuck Trophy by Ed Anger February 23, 2003

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1) Proof positive that at some point, somewhere, someone was desperate enough to fuck you.
2) Hell-spawn sprung forth from your loins

Think you could shut your fuck trophy up so that the rest of the restaurant could enjoy their dinner?

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man 1: "hey, i heard you have a kid with your girlfriend."

man 2: "yeah, it's my fuck trophy."

fuck trophy by minita July 30, 2008

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"Yea her thighs look good now, but wait till she pops out her first Fuck Trophy."

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Hey Billy check out that hottie with the kid. At least you know she puts out... she's got a Fuck Trophy.

fuck trophy by R.R. WMD October 19, 2007

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