fuck wise 

1.When you run out of insults like:fuck nut and fuck wit.

2.A person that never forgets to wear a condom while fucking.

3.One step up from a dumbfuck.

1.BillyBob:You FUCK NUT!
JimmyJoeJackson:You FUCK WIT!!BillyBob:YOU...uhhh...ummmm...FUCKWISE?

2.Sarah:Make sure you be a fuckwise BillyBob and wear a condom before you slam me.

3.BillyBob:I got fire from my fuck wiper job because, I droped a fuck bomb on my manager.
JimmyJoeJackson:Only a fuckwise can be fired from a fuck wiper job

fuck wise by L2L1 March 28, 2005

Wise the fuck up 

when something is so directly obvious to everyone around you but yet you choose to ignore it. practically slapping you in the face with the truth. your so far gone that "wising up" doesn't even define your stupidity, adding the FUCK really gets you revved up; WTFU

your girl is cheating on you & everyone knows

Bill: wheres your wife?
John: shes staying late for work...
Bill: with her hot boss?
John: yea
Bill: mane, WISE THE FUCK UP!
shes fuckin him!

John: *dumbfounded*

Wise the fuck up by dreamiin April 23, 2011

Fuckwise 

1.) Used to denote a direction that is highly unfortunate for the the traveler.

2.) The direction of downtown Detroit from wherever you are.

3.) Adverb: Just generally bad.

1.) Guy: "He just stole your car!", Fucked person: "Which way did he go?", "Fuckwise!"

2.) Guy in Ann Arbor: "Dude, which way's Detroit?", Other guy: *points east* "Fuckwise"

3.) After a hard exam: "That exam fucked me fuckwise!"

Fuckwise by jlarg October 22, 2009

Fuckwise 

Adjective used to denote an object, device, or system which has inexplicably gone horribly wrong.

John: dude can you give a lift this morning?
Anna: nah my truck’s gone fuckwise and I’ve not had time to fix it, I’m taking the bus today

Fuckwise by fickityfack September 14, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004