fuck wise

1.When you run out of insults like:fuck nut and fuck wit.

2.A person that never forgets to wear a condom while fucking.

3.One step up from a dumbfuck.

1.BillyBob:You FUCK NUT!
JimmyJoeJackson:You FUCK WIT!!BillyBob:YOU...uhhh...ummmm...FUCKWISE?

2.Sarah:Make sure you be a fuckwise BillyBob and wear a condom before you slam me.

3.BillyBob:I got fire from my fuck wiper job because, I droped a fuck bomb on my manager.
JimmyJoeJackson:Only a fuckwise can be fired from a fuck wiper job

by L2L1 March 28, 2005

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Wise the fuck up

when something is so directly obvious to everyone around you but yet you choose to ignore it. practically slapping you in the face with the truth. your so far gone that "wising up" doesn't even define your stupidity, adding the FUCK really gets you revved up; WTFU

your girl is cheating on you & everyone knows

Bill: wheres your wife?
John: shes staying late for work...
Bill: with her hot boss?
John: yea
Bill: mane, WISE THE FUCK UP!
shes fuckin him!

John: *dumbfounded*

by dreamiin April 23, 2011

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Fuckwise

1.) Used to denote a direction that is highly unfortunate for the the traveler.

2.) The direction of downtown Detroit from wherever you are.

3.) Adverb: Just generally bad.

1.) Guy: "He just stole your car!", Fucked person: "Which way did he go?", "Fuckwise!"

2.) Guy in Ann Arbor: "Dude, which way's Detroit?", Other guy: *points east* "Fuckwise"

3.) After a hard exam: "That exam fucked me fuckwise!"

by jlarg October 22, 2009

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