When two people randomly load a revolver with two bullets, two blanks, and leave two chambers empty. One person randomly spins the cylinder and fires at the other. If it clicks, they fuck. If it’s a blank, they marry. If it fires…
“I had to leave her she kept insisting that we play fuck marry kill Russian roulette”
“Damn that’s psycho. Glad you got outta that”
“Damn that’s psycho. Glad you got outta that”
by cougarpuzzlebox August 5, 2023
Get the Fuck marry kill Russian roulette mug.-Brave unknown Ukrainian Soldier circa February 24th, 2022
Is a declarative statement made that basically says "Come get some" in the certainty of impending doom. Made by those that wish to display style and gravitas in the face of death all while having balls the size of "UY Scuti" (the largest sun in the known universe).
Is a declarative statement made that basically says "Come get some" in the certainty of impending doom. Made by those that wish to display style and gravitas in the face of death all while having balls the size of "UY Scuti" (the largest sun in the known universe).
"Did you hear that? The Russian Navy wants us to surrender, hey Russian warship... Go fuck yourself"
by MarshallC February 25, 2022
Get the Russian warship... Go fuck yourself mug.To take a Female accompanist out on a hunting trip to kill a deer. After killing the deer, cut the heart out and use the blood from it as a lubricant for sex.
by WiredFire February 11, 2014
Get the Russian deer fuck mug.The sexual toy made of a severed bear hand with no skin. It's intended purpose is to scratch your insides by twisting the toy like a socket wrench.
by FatFucker27 October 20, 2021
Get the Russian Fuck-socket mug.It's to have sex rubbing man's penis between girl's tits. Usually, the girl gets a facial and tits cumshot from the tits at the end.
1. That girl has big enough tits to have a Russian fuck / Esa vieja tiene tetas como para hacerle la rusa.
by Pedro Piqueras July 15, 2006
Get the Russian fuck mug.A man thrusts his penis in between a woman's boobs while downing a bottle of vodka (preferably very cheap).
by DJ Gorrilla December 8, 2006
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