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Fuck marry kill Russian roulette

When two people randomly load a revolver with two bullets, two blanks, and leave two chambers empty. One person randomly spins the cylinder and fires at the other. If it clicks, they fuck. If it’s a blank, they marry. If it fires…
“I had to leave her she kept insisting that we play fuck marry kill Russian roulette

“Damn that’s psycho. Glad you got outta that”

Russian warship... Go fuck yourself

-Brave unknown Ukrainian Soldier circa February 24th, 2022

Is a declarative statement made that basically says "Come get some" in the certainty of impending doom. Made by those that wish to display style and gravitas in the face of death all while having balls the size of "UY Scuti" (the largest sun in the known universe).
"Did you hear that? The Russian Navy wants us to surrender, hey Russian warship... Go fuck yourself"

Russian deer fuck 

To take a Female accompanist out on a hunting trip to kill a deer. After killing the deer, cut the heart out and use the blood from it as a lubricant for sex.
I Russian deer fucked on my hunting trip last night!
Russian deer fuck by WiredFire February 11, 2014

Russian Fuck-socket 

The sexual toy made of a severed bear hand with no skin. It's intended purpose is to scratch your insides by twisting the toy like a socket wrench.
"Dude! Lisa totally took the Russian Fuck-socket, last night. Her anus was dripping blood."
Russian Fuck-socket by FatFucker27 October 20, 2021

Russian fuck 

It's to have sex rubbing man's penis between girl's tits. Usually, the girl gets a facial and tits cumshot from the tits at the end.
1. That girl has big enough tits to have a Russian fuck / Esa vieja tiene tetas como para hacerle la rusa.
Russian fuck by Pedro Piqueras July 15, 2006

Russian Titty Fuck 

A man thrusts his penis in between a woman's boobs while downing a bottle of vodka (preferably very cheap).
Russian Titty Fuck by DJ Gorrilla December 8, 2006