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fuck pole
A pole, pillar or other cylindrical object that can and does survive the stress of a body being pinned against it by another body as the owners of the two bodies proceed to fuck senseless.
"Let's go sit out by the flagpole."
"No, man, Tim took his girlfriend and went and made it a fuck pole. I swear to god there's a stain."
"No, man, Tim took his girlfriend and went and made it a fuck pole. I swear to god there's a stain."
fuck pole by Spork_damage May 6, 2007
Pole Fuck
The act of inserting a pole or rod-like object into another person's anus.
The one rule of Pole Fucking is that you cannot Pole Fuck the Pole Fucker.
The one rule of Pole Fucking is that you cannot Pole Fuck the Pole Fucker.
Pole Fuck by POLEFUCKER July 15, 2009
Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole
1. An expression implying astonishment, distaste, anger or amusement.
2. A literal invitation to fuck someone to the point of death with a 10-foot pole.
2. A literal invitation to fuck someone to the point of death with a 10-foot pole.
1. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole, that roadkill is gross.
Person B: I know what you mean.
2. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole.
Person B: Righto. *zip*
Person B: I know what you mean.
2. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole.
Person B: Righto. *zip*
Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole by Disclaimer October 7, 2006
Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole.
Hi John.
"Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole.",Bob, how you doing you old wanker.
Fine But, hows you.
"Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole.",Bob, how you doing you old wanker.
Fine But, hows you.
Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole. by BlokeBloke January 17, 2012
fuck me silly with a telepnone pole
fuck me silly with a telepnone pole by mike s April 5, 2005
fuckpole
fuckpole by Chris Reid July 23, 2003
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