fuck nose

(FUK noze) noun. 1. a real asshole, a bastard, a prick, a son of a bitch, an idiot, a fool, a schmuck, a looser, etc 2. a dimunitive used most affectionately with a twinge of the sarcastic

Terry: Sue, you are really a greedy bitch.
Sue: Why? What did I do now?
Terry: You smoked up all my shit goddamnit!
Sue: Yeah, well, I'm a fuck nose.

Sue: Hi Maryann. What's up?
Maryann: Hey fuck nose. How are ya doin?
Sue: Not bad for a fuck nose- thanks.

by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005

fuck-nose

fuck-nose (FUK noze) noun. a goof, an idiot, a fool, a douche bag, a shlameil, a shmendrek, a yutz, a shmeggie. Generally used in a derogatory fashion behind one's back. Can also be used endearingly.
plural; fuck-noses, is seldom used.

Sue's friend: Hey, I heard that Sue failed a surprise urine test at the clinic last week. I even told the bitch not to get high! But she don't even care. Now she hasta...
Not Sue's friend: Damn! I'm sick of that dumb fuck-nose bitch. She'd fuck up a wet dream.

Maryanne: Hey there fuck-nose! Sup? I hurt dey busd yo ass at ta clinic lass week.
Sue: Hey, yeah, I got all fucked up and forgot to put the Elmer's Glue bottle with some clean urine in my hidey hole.
Maryanne: That's fucked up.

by Ned Ludd August 28, 2005

Fuck Nose

A term for people whose names are grammatically spelled starting with a W but are pronounced starting with a V

Wagner is a Fuck Nose!

by DreamsL0ST October 19, 2008

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by FUCKEDNOSEFARQUAAD September 22, 2017

nose fuck

To repeatedly stick your nose into or around a womans vagina.
To penetrate your nose with your finger over and over until a gooey fluid emerges.

"...My tongue got sore so i nose fucked her instead"
"*Sniff Sniff* i need a nose fuck"

by Community Serve Ice October 12, 2005

nose fucking

the act of making yourself sneeze by sticking something really long up your nose.

i was congested so i used this pen for some nose fucking.

by baby mac-11 clips October 14, 2007

Nose fucking

The act of sticking your nose up a ass or pussy.

Man 1:"I heard nose fucking is pretty fun."
Man 2:"yeah it's pretty fun."

by I will give you a ear boner May 16, 2017