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Fuck My Balls 

This is when you reach boiling point in a videogame and you proceed to scream out 'FUCK MY BALLS' and violently clatter your head against your TV until near death.
Johnny: We're nearly there guys just a few kills left.
Bill:Sorry man I'm dead.
Johnny: FUCK MY BALLS !!!!!!!.
Fuck My Balls by realsheet April 2, 2015

Fuck My Balls 

"Fuck My Balls", An alternative to the popular "Fuck My Life", used to describe something that pisses you off so much you would like someone to painfully squeeze your balls repeatedly into an orifice.
*Get killed by a noob tubing idiot on MW2* "Fuck My Balls!!"
Fuck My Balls by TestOfOath March 27, 2010

oh balls fuck my life 

an exclamation used to express a great amount of distress, depression, frustration, etc.
you say it when shit sucks.
tara-lee: grandma died earlier today.
spencer: how'd she die?
tara-lee: she got a bad batch of crack.
spencer: oh balls fuck my life.

My Fat Ugly Gross Disgusting Despicable Delectable Suckulent Fuckulent juicy tender balls that smoother cares your check as the hairs do a little tickle you fuck 

Juicy-er than fried chicken
Hey how about I tell you about My Fat Ugly Gross Disgusting Despicable Delectable Suckulent Fuckulent juicy tender balls that smoother cares your check as the hairs do a little tickle you fuck

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026