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fuck my balls by German Lumberjack December 22, 2008
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Fuck My Balls
This is when you reach boiling point in a videogame and you proceed to scream out 'FUCK MY BALLS' and violently clatter your head against your TV until near death.
Johnny: We're nearly there guys just a few kills left.
Bill:Sorry man I'm dead.
Johnny: FUCK MY BALLS !!!!!!!.
Bill:Sorry man I'm dead.
Johnny: FUCK MY BALLS !!!!!!!.
Fuck My Balls by realsheet April 2, 2015
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Fuck My Balls
"Fuck My Balls", An alternative to the popular "Fuck My Life", used to describe something that pisses you off so much you would like someone to painfully squeeze your balls repeatedly into an orifice.
Fuck My Balls by TestOfOath March 27, 2010
oh balls fuck my life
an exclamation used to express a great amount of distress, depression, frustration, etc.
you say it when shit sucks.
you say it when shit sucks.
tara-lee: grandma died earlier today.
spencer: how'd she die?
tara-lee: she got a bad batch of crack.
spencer: oh balls fuck my life.
spencer: how'd she die?
tara-lee: she got a bad batch of crack.
spencer: oh balls fuck my life.
oh balls fuck my life by whaddup tara-lee October 21, 2008
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