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Mississippi Fuck Buster
v. The act of ass fucking a girl and right after you cum, grabbing a live squirrel and shoving it into her open anus... when she tightens back up the squirrel will be trapped inside and you must convince her that if she doesn't retrieve the squirrel, they will both die.
Richard: "Hey Joffery, what did you do with that squirrel we found?"
Joffery: "I gave my bitch an old fashion Mississippi Fuck Buster"
Richard: "Oh, that explains the smell"
Joffery: "And the tears"
Joffery: "I gave my bitch an old fashion Mississippi Fuck Buster"
Richard: "Oh, that explains the smell"
Joffery: "And the tears"
Mississippi Fuck Buster by Sasha's 27th July 26, 2009
Mississippi Child Fuck
Ari: Yesterday I fucked this guy from Mississippi and he literally couldn't do multiplication
Becky: Guess that's why they call it a Mississippi child fuck
Ari: Ew what
Becky: Guess that's why they call it a Mississippi child fuck
Ari: Ew what
Mississippi Child Fuck by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
mississippi pickle fuck
mississippi pickle fuck by Mbrick April 24, 2019
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Mississippi mud fuck
When a girl or a guy get mud up their vagina or anus and get fucked by their cousins or some family member
Mississippi mud fuck by t6hivk7nk6n2i4 April 11, 2018
Missouri muscle fuck
son: "Dad this girl from school called me about a job offer."
dad: "Well what kind of job; blow, hand, Missouri muscle fuck?"
dad: "Well what kind of job; blow, hand, Missouri muscle fuck?"
Missouri muscle fuck by missouri-man May 6, 2009
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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