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Mississippi Fuck Buster

v. The act of ass fucking a girl and right after you cum, grabbing a live squirrel and shoving it into her open anus... when she tightens back up the squirrel will be trapped inside and you must convince her that if she doesn't retrieve the squirrel, they will both die.
Richard: "Hey Joffery, what did you do with that squirrel we found?"
Joffery: "I gave my bitch an old fashion Mississippi Fuck Buster"
Richard: "Oh, that explains the smell"
Joffery: "And the tears"

Mississippi Child Fuck 

When you fuck someone from Mississippi whose IQ is so low, you're basically fucking a child
Ari: Yesterday I fucked this guy from Mississippi and he literally couldn't do multiplication
Becky: Guess that's why they call it a Mississippi child fuck
Ari: Ew what

mississippi pickle fuck 

A shot of tequila/vodka (vodquila) followed by a shot of pickle juice
Hey Brad, let’s take a Mississippi Pickle Fuck to start off the night.

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text

Mississippi mud fuck 

When a girl or a guy get mud up their vagina or anus and get fucked by their cousins or some family member
I got Mississippi mud fucked by my cousin last night and im shitting blood

Missouri muscle fuck

son: "Dad this girl from school called me about a job offer."

dad: "Well what kind of job; blow, hand, Missouri muscle fuck?"