fuck miss

When you miss the way someone fucks you, or used to fuck you

Man I was thinking about how Jack would get me doggy style..i really fuck miss him..he was good. Old flame previous partner

by Bloobelle July 11, 2017

Mississippi Fuck Buster

v. The act of ass fucking a girl and right after you cum, grabbing a live squirrel and shoving it into her open anus... when she tightens back up the squirrel will be trapped inside and you must convince her that if she doesn't retrieve the squirrel, they will both die.

Richard: "Hey Joffery, what did you do with that squirrel we found?"
Joffery: "I gave my bitch an old fashion Mississippi Fuck Buster"
Richard: "Oh, that explains the smell"
Joffery: "And the tears"

by Sasha's 27th July 26, 2009

Mississippi Child Fuck

When you fuck someone from Mississippi whose IQ is so low, you're basically fucking a child

Ari: Yesterday I fucked this guy from Mississippi and he literally couldn't do multiplication
Becky: Guess that's why they call it a Mississippi child fuck
Ari: Ew what

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

mississippi pickle fuck

A shot of tequila/vodka (vodquila) followed by a shot of pickle juice

Hey Brad, let’s take a Mississippi Pickle Fuck to start off the night.

by Mbrick April 24, 2019

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by bluetextman July 29, 2021

Mississippi mud fuck

When a girl or a guy get mud up their vagina or anus and get fucked by their cousins or some family member

I got Mississippi mud fucked by my cousin last night and im shitting blood

by t6hivk7nk6n2i4 April 11, 2018

Missouri muscle fuck

The fornication of breasts and penis.

son: "Dad this girl from school called me about a job offer."

dad: "Well what kind of job; blow, hand, Missouri muscle fuck?"

by missouri-man May 6, 2009