fuck me in the heart Share definition Flag An exclaimation of suprise or shock. Term of dismay. When the IRS fined him $300 for under-reporting $3.45, he exclaimed, "Well fuck me in the heart!". fuck me in the heart by GeeBird January 26, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the fuck me in the heart mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch