Guys have mathematical rules on the ages of socially acceptable sexual partners (half your age plus seven is a good one).
To do fuck maths is to mathematically work out whether somebody falls within the age limits.
To do fuck maths is to mathematically work out whether somebody falls within the age limits.
I'm 20 she's 16, which is not quite half my age plus seven. But I did the fuck maths and in 2 years I'll be 22 she'll be 18 which will make it OK.
by The Dangerous One July 21, 2005
Fucking Math:
alcohol * (man + woman) - contraceptive + 9months = baby
man + man = sore ass
woman + woman = scissors
alcohol * (man + woman) - contraceptive + 9months = baby
man + man = sore ass
woman + woman = scissors
by EntropicSoul August 11, 2010
Abby: omg did you really fuck him?
Larisa: yea duh it's National fuck your math teacher day why wouldn't I?
Larisa: yea duh it's National fuck your math teacher day why wouldn't I?
by Have a great day 😌 November 16, 2020
Abby: omg did you actually fuck our math teacher?
Larisa : uh yea? Why wouldn't I? It's National fuck your math teacher day today!
Larisa : uh yea? Why wouldn't I? It's National fuck your math teacher day today!
by Have a great day 😌 November 16, 2020
When someone tries to help you out with something you're doing, but all they're doing is making it harder. The term comes from parents and how the switch to common core math and algebra only made things more complicated and harder, when the intent was to help make it easier
guy 1: *is moving something heavy through a doorway*
guy 2: "let me help you with that" *grabs the thing and starts moving it around on their own and shit*
guy 1: "can you just stop? you're fucking with my math"
guy 2: "let me help you with that" *grabs the thing and starts moving it around on their own and shit*
guy 1: "can you just stop? you're fucking with my math"
by CalypsoKobold July 17, 2024
When someone tries to help you out with something you're doing, but all they're doing is making it harder. The term comes from parents and how the switch to common core math and algebra only made things more complicated and harder, when the intent was to help make it easier
guy 1: *is moving something heavy through a doorway*
guy 2: "let me help you with that" *grabs the thing and starts moving it around on their own and shit*
guy 1: "can you just stop? you're fucking with my math"
guy 2: "let me help you with that" *grabs the thing and starts moving it around on their own and shit*
guy 1: "can you just stop? you're fucking with my math"
by CalypsoKobold July 17, 2024