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Guys have mathematical rules on the ages of socially acceptable sexual partners (half your age plus seven is a good one).
To do fuck maths is to mathematically work out whether somebody falls within the age limits.

I'm 20 she's 16, which is not quite half my age plus seven. But I did the fuck maths and in 2 years I'll be 22 she'll be 18 which will make it OK.

fuck maths by The Dangerous One August 11, 2005

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National fuck your math teacher day

November 17th is National fuck your math teacher day. So go ahead and do it.

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National fuck your math teacher day

November 18th is National fuck your math teacher day. So just go ahead.

Abby: omg did you actually fuck our math teacher?

Larisa : uh yea? Why wouldn't I? It's National fuck your math teacher day today!

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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