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Fuck Logic 

What you answer when someone asks about something completely illogical that happened.
Fred: I don't give a shit.
Chris: Well, I don't give a shit about your shit either.
Fred: You mean the shit that I don't give?
Chris: Yup.
Fred: So basically, you don't give a shit when I don't give a shit? That doesn't make any sense.
Chris: Well, fuck logic.
Fuck Logic by emceedeejay January 10, 2015

Fuck Logic 

A type of logic where basic parts of normal logic are ignored. This mostly appears in video games and anime. DBZ for example, Goku gets tossed into a mountain and the mountain breaks into pieces. However, some animes do not use fuck logic for everything, such as Attack on Titan. In Attack on Titan, if a person was tossed into a wall that person would pop into blood and guts instead of the wall somehow breaking apart.
DBZ uses fuck logic. AoT barely uses fuck logic.
Fuck Logic by Ssj3ArmoredTitan July 26, 2014

fuck your logic 

When one individual try's to make a claim on something towards another and the other individual proves them wrong with fact being a cocky hoe about it therefore one gets frustrated with wrongness and portrays these words in a jokingly manner.
"Your eyes are greenish brown"
"hazel you mean?"
"Fuck your logic"
fuck your logic by Goteem April 14, 2015

don't fuck with the logang 

just don't fuck with the fucking logang or you will get fucked up
15 year old:oh shit he is in the logang

logangster: yeah don't fuck with the logang

Brain-logical-mind-fuck 

To bombard someone with such a simple yet complex question that they lose their mind
Intellectual chad 1: I know you are asking, but are you really asking?

Intellectual chad 2: You just got Brain-logical-mind-fucked
A larger version of a Fuck Stick
The vibrator she used was an immense fucklog
Fucklog by D. Beggar November 28, 2003
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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