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fuck log 

An unusually thick penis.
I got that bitch drunk last night and gave her my fuck log in the back seat of my car.
fuck log by Baloon Knot Bill December 17, 2006
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Fuck Logic 

What you answer when someone asks about something completely illogical that happened.
Fred: I don't give a shit.
Chris: Well, I don't give a shit about your shit either.
Fred: You mean the shit that I don't give?
Chris: Yup.
Fred: So basically, you don't give a shit when I don't give a shit? That doesn't make any sense.
Chris: Well, fuck logic.
Fuck Logic by emceedeejay January 10, 2015

Fuck Logic 

A type of logic where basic parts of normal logic are ignored. This mostly appears in video games and anime. DBZ for example, Goku gets tossed into a mountain and the mountain breaks into pieces. However, some animes do not use fuck logic for everything, such as Attack on Titan. In Attack on Titan, if a person was tossed into a wall that person would pop into blood and guts instead of the wall somehow breaking apart.
DBZ uses fuck logic. AoT barely uses fuck logic.
Fuck Logic by Ssj3ArmoredTitan July 26, 2014

fuck your logic 

When one individual try's to make a claim on something towards another and the other individual proves them wrong with fact being a cocky hoe about it therefore one gets frustrated with wrongness and portrays these words in a jokingly manner.
"Your eyes are greenish brown"
"hazel you mean?"
"Fuck your logic"
fuck your logic by Goteem April 14, 2015

don't fuck with the logang 

just don't fuck with the fucking logang or you will get fucked up
15 year old:oh shit he is in the logang

logangster: yeah don't fuck with the logang

Brain-logical-mind-fuck 

To bombard someone with such a simple yet complex question that they lose their mind
Intellectual chad 1: I know you are asking, but are you really asking?

Intellectual chad 2: You just got Brain-logical-mind-fucked
A larger version of a Fuck Stick
The vibrator she used was an immense fucklog
Fucklog by D. Beggar November 28, 2003
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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