ftod 

French toast on demand.

Hey Shannon where's my ftod?

ftod by 67nn January 4, 2012

ftoduck 

a completely random correlation between an action and the device by which the action is performed

using the "f" key on a keyboard to perform a "ducking" action in game

Dude, I can't believe that girl gave you her telephone number after you told her you still live with your mom, that's so completely ftoduck.

ftoduck by Grandpajonny July 14, 2005