Grandpajonny's definitions

ftoduck

a completely random correlation between an action and the device by which the action is performed

using the "f" key on a keyboard to perform a "ducking" action in game

Dude, I can't believe that girl gave you her telephone number after you told her you still live with your mom, that's so completely ftoduck.

by Grandpajonny July 14, 2005

freaky dipstick

the male genitalia in erect form

I'm going to check her oil with my freaky dipstick.

by Grandpajonny July 14, 2005