freaky dipstick

the male genitalia in erect form

I'm going to check her oil with my freaky dipstick.

by Grandpajonny July 01, 2005

ftoduck

a completely random correlation between an action and the device by which the action is performed

using the "f" key on a keyboard to perform a "ducking" action in game

Dude, I can't believe that girl gave you her telephone number after you told her you still live with your mom, that's so completely ftoduck.

by Grandpajonny July 01, 2005