Human Being: I would like to take a stand against all the annoying ass ppl out there who pessimistically end every egocentric sentence with "FML". Because I FLML!
when someone says, ftll they mean "fuck the love life" people usually use this abbreviation when their love life has gone to shit, or is going to shit. or if they just don't have a love life at all.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.