frump fest

The encounter of a group of women subpar to expectations.

Guy1: "Yo, Let's go ask the chicks at the bar if they want to dance?"
Guy2: "No way! Have you seen them up close? It's a total frump fest over there!

frump fest by Frump Fester May 31, 2018

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Frump-Fest

Any gathering of frumpy people. An uncomfortable interaction between either sloppy or awkward people

Gosh, that engagement proposal was such a Frump-Fest.

Frump-Fest by PogMoThoin97 June 2, 2019

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Frumplestiltskin

When you shit in a frumpy girls mouth and then she gives you head while you are wiping your ass.

Last night I went downtown and got the dirtiest hooker I could. She gave me a frumplestiltskin for only 20 bucks.

Frumplestiltskin by WaT3rZ July 6, 2017

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Frumplestein

A person who is short, dumpy, hunched over (poor posture) wearing wrinkled clothes

You are such a frumplestein

Frumplestein by Devereux League April 27, 2015

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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