frump fest

The encounter of a group of women subpar to expectations.

Guy1: "Yo, Let's go ask the chicks at the bar if they want to dance?"
Guy2: "No way! Have you seen them up close? It's a total frump fest over there!

by Frump Fester May 31, 2018

Frump-Fest

Any gathering of frumpy people. An uncomfortable interaction between either sloppy or awkward people

Gosh, that engagement proposal was such a Frump-Fest.

by PogMoThoin97 June 2, 2019

Frumplestiltskin

When you shit in a frumpy girls mouth and then she gives you head while you are wiping your ass.

Last night I went downtown and got the dirtiest hooker I could. She gave me a frumplestiltskin for only 20 bucks.

by WaT3rZ July 6, 2017

Frumplestein

A person who is short, dumpy, hunched over (poor posture) wearing wrinkled clothes

You are such a frumplestein

by Devereux League April 27, 2015