fruit-dog 

(mellen-collie)
The absolute true state of melancholy one feels when sad, pensive, dejected and simply unsure of feelings, circumstances and how to proceed or even IF one should proceed in any manner.

Lady Di was terribly fruit-dog when her boyfriend (BF) advised her he couldn't spend all his time with her and even suggested it was selfish of her to expect it.

fruit-dog by Lady Di January 13, 2007

fruit-dog 

The absolute true state of melancholic one feels when sad, pensive, dejected and simply unsure of feelings, circumstances and how to proceed or even IF one should proceed in any manner.

Lady Di was terribly fruit-dog when her boyfriend (BF) advised her he couldn't spend all his time with her and even suggested it was selfish of her to expect it.

fruit-dog by Lady Di January 13, 2007

Dog Fruit 

A particular bloke or someone who is completely and utterly got no idea what’s going on around them ( A full on spastic )

Tom: What the fuck is that mong Doing

Dave: he’s a fucking dog fruit

Joe: sound

Dog Fruit by FatslimemakingslagG1no December 14, 2022

fruitdog

Melancholy; sad; gloomy.

(Derived from observing that "melancholy" is an unusual word; the first syllable sounds like "melon," which is a fruit, and the second sounds like "collie," which is a dog.)

"I think I'm just going to go home," he said. "I'm feeling kind of fruitdog today."

fruitdog by mathjedi June 24, 2005

fruitdoggo 

You guessed it. Fruit doggo is a doggo made out of fruit. CRAZINESS!!! you can get a fruit doggo at the pet store so have a blast.

My favourite breed of dog is a fruitdoggo

fruitdoggo by heyimakid November 26, 2018