frost crotch 

the freezing sensation that occurs when you're outside for too long when its cold and the tip of your penis freezes so bad you feel like its getting pricked by needles.

"I just had a 3 hour snow ball fight and my dick hurts like a bitch."

"Oh you must have frost crotch."

frost crotch by Datbass January 7, 2014

crotch frost 

When I girl sticks her hand in ice for ten minutes then grabs your crotch while your sleeping and records it as a hilarious prank

"Bro that bitch Sarah gave me a crotch frost the other day, I had to break up with her..."

crotch frost by Smallcreep July 13, 2014

frosty crotch

Condition arising from holding a cold beverage between your legs while driving.

Man this large icy is giving me the worst case of frosty crotch I've ever had.

frosty crotch by OKC Slim January 12, 2015

Frosty Crotch

The medical condition that results from using a redneck air conditioner for too long.

Symptoms include:

Shivering
Severe agitation
An impatience to arrive at the destination
A temporary hatred for the car's owner

Generally, this condition comes around when riding in a friend's car, and they have assorted junk, change, and trinkets stuffed in all the cupholders except their own.

This condition is known to affect men more than women.

"Jerry for the love of all that is right in this world, clear out your cupholders! This milkshake is giving me frosty crotch!"

Frosty Crotch by The Irish God April 13, 2010