An affectionate term for someone who's clumsy or incompetent. Because obviously, if you can't handle your fooz, then you're nothing but a gosh darn foozler.

My son is a foozler.He isn’t capable of anything.

foozler by andrei227w June 2, 2021

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Froogle

A shopping tool from google that existed between 2003 and 2007. Like this if you remember froogle. Also I am sure we can all agree that froogle is better than the shitfest that we today call google product search/google shopping.

I miss Froogle. Fuck this new Google Shopping bullshit.

Froogle by WhyDidYouJustLookAtMyUsername July 27, 2016

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froogle mcdougle

A person who sells own abilities, talent, or name for inferior purpose that is skilled at the practice of acquiring goods and services in a restrained manner, and resourcefully using already owned economic goods and services. (AKA a cheap prostitute)

That froogle mcdougle won't even spend $2 dollars on a big mac even though she's turning $20 dollar tricks down at the truck stop.

froogle mcdougle by willyboxc April 27, 2011

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froozer

combination of friend, booze, and loser.

that friend you have that you don't really like, but always buys the drinks.

fred: "dude, wanna hang out tonight?"
bill: "nah, i got plans with bobby."
fred: "ooh, the froozer. can i come?"
bill: "yah."

froozer by ith4ioht9ghnin90yh903haih April 20, 2009

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Froodlenutzkie

A substitute for the F word. Also used on HighImpactHalo.org

Ahh! Last night my froodlenutzkieing internet went down!

Froodlenutzkie by Twistable Puppy January 10, 2008

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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