Frontal lobe

Your brain’s frontal lobe is home to areas that manage thinking, emotions, personality, judgment, self-control, muscle control and movements, memory storage and more. Just as its name indicates, it’s the forward-most area of your brain. Your frontal lobe is a key area of study for both brain-related and mental health-related fields of medicine.

"That child just lost his frontal lobe! Poor kid" (CRYING CHILD HAS NO FRONTAL LOBE)

Frontal lobe by Jelly!! June 19, 2023

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Frontal Lobe Brain Cancer

A mental condition caused by years of various degrees of substance abuse and and unprotected sexual relations with brazen trollops that are often ,but not exclusively met on dating websites such as Tinder. Most commonly the victims of Frontal lobe brain cancer will deny that the years of hard living have anything to do with their erratic behavior and will seek sympathy from friends and family.

Hey man..what's up with Leo? Did the syphilis finally catch up with his mental state?

I think so...But, he claims that he has frontal lobe brain cancer.

Frontal Lobe Brain Cancer by The Honarable Mayor Fouts February 18, 2017

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all quiet on the frontal lobe

When someone is a complete dumbass and has no intelligence, no creativity, often being just like every other person who spams the same messages, phrases, quotes, or images and is just plain stupid. “All quiet” refers to no activity, meaning there is no activity being done in the frontal lobe.

@somerandomdrone: “insert overused buzzwords or phrases - insert overused gif/image”

Reply to @somerandomdrone: all quiet on the frontal lobe.

all quiet on the frontal lobe by ppumk1nn June 14, 2026

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All Quiet on the Frontal Lobe

Used when someone says really dumb shit.

Person 1: "The Earth is a Ferrari Car"
Person 2: "All Quiet on the Frontal Lobe"

All Quiet on the Frontal Lobe by lem0nitooo June 17, 2026

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frontal lobes

These can be referred as "head tits" but is more frequently used under this term. It describes somebody who has two irregular boob-like extrudes from their head.

"look at thomas smith, he he has frontal lobes!!!"

frontal lobes by Thomas Ford November 3, 2006

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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