|masturbating|
|Spanking the monkey|
|To fondle one's penis|
|To fondle someone else's penis|
|whacking off|
|walking the dog|
|too pull the weasle|
|beat the bishop|
|choking the chicken|
|slapping the salami|
|tug the rope|
|Holding your sausage hostage|
|Slap boxing the one-eyed champ|
|tug-o-war with the Cyclops|
|jingling the change|
"we saw peace frying the frog while he sat there with his yellow shorts wrapped around his ankles."
To work at your most important and most difficult task first. This helps you use your best energy to accomplish great things. It gives you confidence and boosts you to tackle the rest of your day with enthusiasm!
Tomorrow morning, I'm just going to eat the frog and get that job application in!
Involves no penile or vaginal contact. It requires you getting naked. Okay, I lied, it requires penile contact. You do a leapfrog, but you're both naked, and the guy leapfrogs over the girl, and the penis drags all along the backside of the girl.
Last night, we wanted to get it on, but we wanted exercise too, so he gave me a frog smile.
An abrupt and random phrase blurted out by fans of the classic Marathon franchise. The phrase was first used by Simalcrums from the videogame, Marathon 2: Durandal. The random phrase has since grown in popularity.